“The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
♡ you hook up with zayn. the morning after he gives you money for a cab as you’re leaving his flat. he pulls you in and kisses you quickly on the lips then whispers, “I’m probably not gonna call you later. i need you to delete my number.” then backs up into his apartment and slams the door. ♡
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
